WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!

Okay first I would like to apologize for not updating in a very long time. We have been very busy and in all honesty forgotten about this amazing blog. But fear no more cause we are back! And just in time cause I have thought of another very unfortunate actor!
I'm sure you have all heard of batman and what a handsome hunk he is. Take a look and tell me if I'm wrong.
Not too shabby I must say. Now that you have basked in all his beautiful glory I would like you to feast your eyes on one of the earlier batmans.

CAUTION!
this may be offensive to some veiwers. Veiwer descretion is advised.



YIKES that's a nasty one. I don't know about you but I say that is one nasty batman. A classic dingus, yes dingus. Lucky for him the mask did cover half of his face but that still left one of his nastiest features way out in the open. His not supple whatsoever lips. Fortunately this picture does not show them from a side view but once you see them you will be scared of lips for the rest of your life and you may have to go to a shrink. Yes they are hideous.
Lets just say, one kiss from him and you'd be drowning in a pool of soliva with little chapped flakes from his lips floating around. Talk about my worst nightmare. So ya hes got super dry plumped up lips and it looks like hes constantly drooling which is an extra nasty bonus haha.

I am so happy that they upgraded to a much hotter batman with thin and wavy luscious lips. Where would our world be today if batman wasn't hot at all. I don't even want to think about it. I actually feel sorry for our previous generation that had not hot at all batmans, that must have been torture for them and it took away all the glory of batman. Don't worry young people you will never have to stare at that wretched face ever again. Be happy and take it all in cause you never know who the next batman will be.

This is little miss sunshine signing off intil next time

the most hated blog will never rest

The Hidden Gay

I'm sure you've all heard many rumors about Zac Efron. There is a debate going on about a very important topic... is he gay? I say that he's as gay as Elton John braiding Little Richard's hair sittin' on a rainbow. Which is pretttyyy gay. Take a look at this. And if you still don't think he's gay after reading this, then don't worry there are many more sources.

Vanessa Hudgens is beginning to have doubts about BF Zac Efron’s heterosexuality. (Shocker!) Vanessa is becoming unattracted to Zac’s compulsive makeup wearing and obsessive meltdowns over his weight and complexion.

A source tells Star Magazine

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“She wants to date a man, not a little girl.” “Zac can be incredibly vain, obsessing about his weight.”

Baby V was left particularly red-faced just before the 12th birthday party for her kid sister, Stella, on November 13th. Zac had a meltdown and refused to attend the affair after noticing a pimple on the side of his face.

“He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him-and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”

Vanessa was only able to calm Zac down after she gave him her concealer to cover up the blemish.

“Vanessa told him to stop being a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes. Sometimes, when he goes out, Zac even wears makeup to cover up his imperfections.”

“Vanessa doesn’t want to share makeup with her boyfriend. It makes her feel weird.”

Lets look at some answers to the question: Is Zac Efron Gay?

"With full makeup, he looks gayer than a picnic basket"

"Gay, gay, gay. Just waiting for the right time to come out."

"he is as straight as a circle and as gay as michael jackson"

"yeap. i think that's true. just look at him. the way he moves.."

"Duh. Has any1 seen how he flicks his hair when he see's a guy that he thinks is hot! Idk just saying.............."

"well it looks like it."

"Yes. He was spotted making out with Joe Jonas."

So there you have it fokes, I think it's pretty clear from these sources that zac efron is at least 80% gay. I'm gonna have to go with Perez Hilton though and say that Zac is completely and utterly gay. I bet you 100000000000 gay lords a leaping that he is. And look at that hideous hair.





Oh and lets not forget what Zac Efron will soon look like when he turns 40... Talk about Nasty!



Love,

Little Miss Sunshine

Heeeeere's Johnny

So let us take a moment to pay our respects to the absolute best part in The Shining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7JB68sLGY8


I'd say that Jack Nicholson does an excellent job playing a crazy person because he's a tad insane himself. What I am still bamboozled by is why he says Here's Johnny when his name isn't even Johnny in the movie! He's a little confused and is going through an identity crisis just like Miley Cyrus... poor Johnny. She probably passed on the mental syndrome to him, he didn't even know what hit him. And we also can't forget Jack Nicholson in the super old Joker Batman Movie. That was a sight to see.

I don't know about you but I pretty much peed my pants when I saw that picture. That hideous beast could most definately give hitler a heart attack. I don't know how he allowed this picture to get on the internet. If that were my picture I would rather die than see my face looking like THAT on the computer. I would probably burrow down into a hobbit hole and never see day light for the rest of my life. So this man either has a ton of guts or he is just plain insane... lets go with the plain insane one. Because nobody in the right mind would even agree to do this movie if they had to get dressed up like that. Atleast in the new Joker Batman movie with Heath Ledger the Joker actually looks like a messed up criminal. In the old one the Joker just looks like some creepy old man pedofile clown, just like Miley Cyrus. Boy these two have so much in common :O
Not only is Jack Nicholson probably the worst actor ever, he is also one of the ugliest so therefore he deserves to be on this blog. Don't get me wrong, he does GREAT as a insane person, but theres more to life than playing a mental when you already are one. So Jack Nicholson I sentance you to check into a mental hospital by axing down the front door and screaming HERE'S JOHNNY in your absolute best miley cyrus voice.

Love,
Little Miss Sunshine

Hairy Potty

All of you love the Harry Potter series no doubt ‘cause I certainly do. Except for one little smidgen of a problem has given Harry Potter a bad name and that name my friends is Daniel Radcliffe. Also known as the creepy bird/frog man. Why you ask? Look at his face. It looks like a bird combined with a frog…disturbing much. I have absolutely no clue why those casting directors chose this creature for Harry Potter, seriously, they should of given more thought to which actor should play HP.

This is what Daniel will look like in 40 years…


Scary huh? Well it’s the truth folks, that’s what Harry Potter will look like in the near future. Anyways, on with the review. For those of you who don’t know, Radcliffe played a naked guy in a play called Equus (which means horse in Latin). Well…since the pictures are too grotesque to look at, I will not put them up here …well….I guess I could put them on here but I’ll have to block out the crack because it’s too monstrous to see without censoring.

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If you just puked your guts out, that it completely normal because I just did that as well. And I know what you’re thinking (OMG how could she STAND editing the censorship in that picture??!?! That means she would have to see his -) Yes, I had to see his gluteus maximus. I had medical support beside though so I they literally saved my life a couple times when my heart stopped from the ugliness. As you can see in the picture following, Daniel Radcliffe has sexual relationships with a horse. And to make it worse, he’s a gay because I’m pretty sure that horse is a male.



Absolutely mortifying. That’s all I can say. I still can’t believe people actually find it (radcliffe) attractive. I pity those who do because they obviously have never seen these pictures. To sum everything up, Daniel Radcliffe is ugly, stupid, annoying, dorky, zero acting skills, and he is gay.
That’s all I have to say <--- this rhymes teehee :)

Hope you all enjoyed my post about the hideous Daniel Radcliffe, see you soon in my next post!!

~Aiko-Chan

The Ultimate Human Stink Bomb

I'm sure you have all heard of those fart sprays and stink bombs and all that stuff, but im also pretty sure that none of those even compare to the reaking stench of the greasy human that does not shower. Robert Pattinson, also known as Edward Cullen from the popular twilight series. I don't know about you guys, but I thought that Edward Cullen was supposed to be a well groomed, clean gentleman; which is pretty much the opposite of Robert Pattinson. He is stinky, his hair is greasy, he doesn't shave, and he is quite the nasty. When I read the Twilight books I pretty much fell head over heals for Edward, don't laugh because I'm pretty sure 99% of girls did. So when I found out that Robert Pattinson was playing Edward I freaked out! He is SO ugly. But I tried to remain calm and tried to picture Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He was clean and sort of seemed like a creepy vampire type of person. But then I read that fateful MSN article that informed me that he does not shower and he reaks. So now I know why he always looks so rancid.

So, if you find that creature hot.. then you better go to the doctor and get a check up because oh dear.... if only looks could kill. His ugliness would be the weapon of mass destruction. Again the casting directors made a massive mistake. They probably just wanted to pick the hottest hobo from the street and cast him as Edward Cullen. Or they just had a competition with the casting directors who made Toby Maguire Spider man to see which one of them could pick the ugliest character. I didn't really ike Jacob in the Twilight books, but the movies are slowly changing my mind because Jacob is just soo much better looking than Edward in the movies so it's really making me mad. So Robert Pattinson I sentance you to take a year long shower to make up for all the days you never did, and I sentance you to apologize to your make up artists that had to cover up your greasiness and hideousness. Oh and they also had to shave your beard because obviously you can't do that either. AND I also sentance you to try grooming a hobo to see how your make up artists feel.

Love,

Little Miss Sunshine

Attack of the Concave Asian

Before I start, in case you don't know or are too lazy to look up yourself, here is the definition of Concave:
"curving inward"

Now we may begin.
Hello again my fellow readers, it’s me Aiko-chan back with another victim to “review”. We’ve got a lot more uglies to talk about so don’t even think we’re close to and end, this is just the beginning >:)! Without further ado, we are off!

I was recently reading Fruit’s Basket, an awesome shoujo manga (thanks so much little miss sunshine for letting borrow vol. 1!) when I took a moment to think Hmmm… I wonder if there are any anime characters that could possibly be ugly.

Then it came to me. Sano.

Now the anime character isn’t the ugly one, I’m talking about the Sano from the Live Drama Hana-Kimi. Omg, when I first laid eyes on him I knew that those silly casting directors had once again made a horrible mistake. *shakes head miserably*

His real name is Oguri Shun (but I like calling him Sano).Not exactly the most attractive Asian guy.

I pity him. It must suck having all the girls scared of you and only to be pitied by being used in dramas so you don’t have to be told “You are…special”. That was obviously the only reason those casting directors would have ever decided to place him as the role of Sano. I mean REALLY. Look at him!! He doesn’t look anything like the hottie from Hana-Kimi! Well…I do admit it is a tad hard to find people who look like manga characters but seriously, they could of picked a hotter guy at the very least.

Oh deary me! I’ve completely forgotten about that other little flaw that our Sano has!
But I don’t wanna hog all the fun! Let’s have Sano tell you! C’mon buddy ‘ol pal, let’s hear it!!

Wow.
Pretty…straight forward I must say. Oh well, your secret is out now Sano. It’s true folks, just when you think this guy couldn’t get uglier, it turns out he has a dent in his left ab. Pretty disturbing, I know. They tried to cover it up by making him wear a shirt all the time but you know how Hana-Kimi works, there’s a lot of shirtless guys so they couldn’t let him get away with it that time and then*WHOOPS* his secret got out. That’s what those dumb directors get for letting actors get away with their uncalled-for-ugliness. (Take a look at the previous posts for proof).

Thanks again for reading my post, I hope you enjoyed it! Once again, this is Aiko-Chan signing off~!

Are they Father and Daughter or are they lovers?

A question that has been haunting all of our minds ever since we saw THIS picture.

I don't know about you, but I would NEVER do that with my dad. I also knew miley was scandalous but I never thought that she would be this desperate. Since she's pretty much a man herself, she was having trouble picking up boys. So I guess she thought she might as well try her dad. And there you have it, the nastiest picture of all time. The reasons for this madness are not very clear, but I have some theories. Maybe she was becoming very confused because she's obviously going through an identity crisis with that whole hannah montana fiasco, so she found comfort in taking pictures with her dad... thats still pretty messed up but whatever, she's the one that started that whole shibang (that's right, shibang).

Speaking of Hannah Montana, it shouldn't be that difficult to choose who to be. Would you rather wear a hideous wig, wear clothes that make you look like a child molesting troll, or would you rather be yourself. I guess it doesn't even matter anyways because Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus both SUCK at singing. Lets face it, she sounds like a man, looks like a man and acts like a man. Oh and her latest hannah montana movie, now that was seriously the worst movie ever made, and it was pretty much the biggest waste of time. Why anybody would like that movie is beyond me. I would like to end by saying that Miley Cyrus is officially dubbed an Ork.

Love,

Little Miss Sunshine