I hope you all enjoyed my first post, but enough about that. We must continue the rants.
Target #2: Toby Maguire
Before I go on, you have to watch this interview to get in the mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR8wrqsb3c0
There, now we can start.
You all heard all of his ridiculously stupid answers, they almost beat out the answers that the Ms. America pagent contestants give. But what makes it really funny is that he's an educated man! Or at least we think he is... you never know. This could have not been so bad if he was better looking, but we all can obviously see that this is not the case. Lets start from the top shall we?
1. Receeding Hairline (not as bad as nicolas cage but it's getting there)
2. Unibrow (you can tell he waxes it)
3. Bug eyes (there is not denying that)
4. Warty nose (so they may not be warts but they sure look like it)
5. Fat lips (they aren't pretty ones like angelina jolie's)
6. But chin (butt chins look good on some people but he cannot pull it off)
I think you get the point. So the question that we have to bring up today is, Why on earth did they cast Toby Maguire as Spiderman?
This mind boggling question has swept the nation, and very few know the answer. Sure Peter Parker is supposed to be a nerd, but wouldn't you say that Toby is pushing it? He has to be some what good looking so it would make sense that MJ would like him. Like in the second movie MJ finds a quite attractive man and they were gonna get married but no, she decides to go kiss spiderman instead. I'll admit that it's a cute story, but couldn't James Franco (the ultimate hotty) have been casted as Spiderman and Toby Maguire as Harry Osbourne. That would have been perfect because you can make James Franco look nerdy but still be a babe at the same time, which is impossible for Toby Maguire.
Oh and lets not forget in Spiderman 3 when Toby Maguire adventures his so-called "emo" side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEWzrVkh6pk
you see when he's struttin his stuff down the street, those girls were giving him the weirdest "what the heck? What is he on?" looks. Yeah thats what everybody is thinking, Peter Parker is on drugs. I don't know about you but that is pretty much the most hideous thing that I have seen in a while. If it was James Franco strutting, now that would be nice :D
How about we leave that question be, because it is quite obvious that there is no answer to that and there is no point wasteing our time pondering it. Whoever hired Toby must have been on drugs.
Target #2: Toby Maguire
Before I go on, you have to watch this interview to get in the mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR8wrqsb3c0
There, now we can start.
You all heard all of his ridiculously stupid answers, they almost beat out the answers that the Ms. America pagent contestants give. But what makes it really funny is that he's an educated man! Or at least we think he is... you never know. This could have not been so bad if he was better looking, but we all can obviously see that this is not the case. Lets start from the top shall we?
1. Receeding Hairline (not as bad as nicolas cage but it's getting there)
2. Unibrow (you can tell he waxes it)
3. Bug eyes (there is not denying that)
4. Warty nose (so they may not be warts but they sure look like it)
5. Fat lips (they aren't pretty ones like angelina jolie's)
6. But chin (butt chins look good on some people but he cannot pull it off)
I think you get the point. So the question that we have to bring up today is, Why on earth did they cast Toby Maguire as Spiderman?
This mind boggling question has swept the nation, and very few know the answer. Sure Peter Parker is supposed to be a nerd, but wouldn't you say that Toby is pushing it? He has to be some what good looking so it would make sense that MJ would like him. Like in the second movie MJ finds a quite attractive man and they were gonna get married but no, she decides to go kiss spiderman instead. I'll admit that it's a cute story, but couldn't James Franco (the ultimate hotty) have been casted as Spiderman and Toby Maguire as Harry Osbourne. That would have been perfect because you can make James Franco look nerdy but still be a babe at the same time, which is impossible for Toby Maguire.
Oh and lets not forget in Spiderman 3 when Toby Maguire adventures his so-called "emo" side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEWzrVkh6pk
you see when he's struttin his stuff down the street, those girls were giving him the weirdest "what the heck? What is he on?" looks. Yeah thats what everybody is thinking, Peter Parker is on drugs. I don't know about you but that is pretty much the most hideous thing that I have seen in a while. If it was James Franco strutting, now that would be nice :D
How about we leave that question be, because it is quite obvious that there is no answer to that and there is no point wasteing our time pondering it. Whoever hired Toby must have been on drugs.
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