I would first like to welcome my new writing partner and a dear friend of mine Aiko-Chan! She recently made a post so I suggest you read it because it is excellent.
Now on to my 3rd target. Harrison Ford. Starting off with a very very important fact that must be heard before we go on. Harrison has such a leathery face that he actually produced a cow! Take a close look.
After looking at it for half a second you start getting nightmares. You can definately tell that a cow could come from that. So how old is this guy? In his late 70's i believe. So why would they make another Indiana Jones movie when he would probably need a stunt man for walking. There was no doubt that Shia LeBouf was the star of that movie. All the girls are drooling over him not some hairy, wrinkly, leathery old fart that can't move.
I actually liked the Indiana Jones movies, but what I still find quite comical is that in every Indiana Jones movie harrison ford hooks up with some hot chick that turns out to be evil. Wouldn't he learn from his mistakes? Or is he just some creepy old man that wants to make out with girls that are 20 years younger than he is. So watch out girls you never know when Harrison Ford will be creeping outside your windows. But if you don't have any cows your pretty close to safe because he would be most likely to migrate to houses that have the same species as himself.
Stay tuned for our next target.
Love,
Little Miss Sunshine
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