Leather Face

I would first like to welcome my new writing partner and a dear friend of mine Aiko-Chan! She recently made a post so I suggest you read it because it is excellent.

Now on to my 3rd target. Harrison Ford. Starting off with a very very important fact that must be heard before we go on. Harrison has such a leathery face that he actually produced a cow! Take a close look.

After looking at it for half a second you start getting nightmares. You can definately tell that a cow could come from that. So how old is this guy? In his late 70's i believe. So why would they make another Indiana Jones movie when he would probably need a stunt man for walking. There was no doubt that Shia LeBouf was the star of that movie. All the girls are drooling over him not some hairy, wrinkly, leathery old fart that can't move.

I actually liked the Indiana Jones movies, but what I still find quite comical is that in every Indiana Jones movie harrison ford hooks up with some hot chick that turns out to be evil. Wouldn't he learn from his mistakes? Or is he just some creepy old man that wants to make out with girls that are 20 years younger than he is. So watch out girls you never know when Harrison Ford will be creeping outside your windows. But if you don't have any cows your pretty close to safe because he would be most likely to migrate to houses that have the same species as himself.

Stay tuned for our next target.

Love,

Little Miss Sunshine

The Hag named Craig

Hullo!! This is Aiko-Chan, I'm a new writer for this blog and I'll be helping out Little Miss Sunshine write posts for The Most Hated Blog~! I am soo honored to be able to write posts here, many thanks miss sunshine!! Anyways, on with the posting!!!1

First, I would like to ask you all to take a moment and examine the face that lies here before you.
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Secondly, I'd like to ask does this look ANYTHING like a James Bond kind of guy to you??
Thirdly, WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY THINKING!??!?!?!?!!

Giving Daniel Craig the role for Bond was the biggest mistake in the history of movie making I have ever seen. Seriously. Just look at him?!!? The Bond I know would NEVER have such scraggly looking features or that..uhm...eyeliner O.o? Or how about...omg is that GREY HAIR I SEE?! *tsk tsk*

Now here is the ORIGINAL Bond, much, much better looking I dare say.


Much better looking. Period.

He's got the looks, the charm, the mysterious dark eyes, and not to mention darker hair. Have those people who gave Daniel Craig the role for Bond ever heard of Tall, Dark and HANDSOME?!?!
I mean..REALLY. I don't even have to take a second look at the pics above to figure out where the people made a mistake in deciding the actor for Bond. What ever happened to the good ol' days where James Bond didn't have creepy looking eyes!

Thank you for reading my post and I'd like to end with a few more words for the readers.
Please DO underestimate the casting directors who decide to allow these actors to bypass the rules and regulations of LOOKS and ACTING.

This is Aiko-Chan signing off! ;)

Spider What?

I hope you all enjoyed my first post, but enough about that. We must continue the rants.

Target #2: Toby Maguire
Before I go on, you have to watch this interview to get in the mood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR8wrqsb3c0

There, now we can start.
You all heard all of his ridiculously stupid answers, they almost beat out the answers that the Ms. America pagent contestants give. But what makes it really funny is that he's an educated man! Or at least we think he is... you never know. This could have not been so bad if he was better looking, but we all can obviously see that this is not the case. Lets start from the top shall we?
1. Receeding Hairline (not as bad as nicolas cage but it's getting there)
2. Unibrow (you can tell he waxes it)
3. Bug eyes (there is not denying that)
4. Warty nose (so they may not be warts but they sure look like it)
5. Fat lips (they aren't pretty ones like angelina jolie's)
6. But chin (butt chins look good on some people but he cannot pull it off)

I think you get the point. So the question that we have to bring up today is, Why on earth did they cast Toby Maguire as Spiderman?
This mind boggling question has swept the nation, and very few know the answer. Sure Peter Parker is supposed to be a nerd, but wouldn't you say that Toby is pushing it? He has to be some what good looking so it would make sense that MJ would like him. Like in the second movie MJ finds a quite attractive man and they were gonna get married but no, she decides to go kiss spiderman instead. I'll admit that it's a cute story, but couldn't James Franco (the ultimate hotty) have been casted as Spiderman and Toby Maguire as Harry Osbourne. That would have been perfect because you can make James Franco look nerdy but still be a babe at the same time, which is impossible for Toby Maguire.

Oh and lets not forget in Spiderman 3 when Toby Maguire adventures his so-called "emo" side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEWzrVkh6pk
you see when he's struttin his stuff down the street, those girls were giving him the weirdest "what the heck? What is he on?" looks. Yeah thats what everybody is thinking, Peter Parker is on drugs. I don't know about you but that is pretty much the most hideous thing that I have seen in a while. If it was James Franco strutting, now that would be nice :D

How about we leave that question be, because it is quite obvious that there is no answer to that and there is no point wasteing our time pondering it. Whoever hired Toby must have been on drugs.